Put Your Pants On

A girlfriend sent out a text this morning "anyone up for coffee/lunch at the markets?"I was sitting in bed, slurping my coffee in my nightie. The market sounded great, I love the markets, I also love my girlfriend."Would I have to put my pants on?" was my reply.She let me know that pants were an essential requirement, not her fault of course, it … [Read more...]

Surgically Serious

My surgeon rang last week to follow up on a question I had, and to check on how I was doing. Without thinking, I told her the truth."Well, it kind of feels like someone knocked me out, and a team of people assaulted my vagina for about five hours, I guess that's probably because you did".She roared with laughter.I'm starting to like my surgeon.I … [Read more...]