Mum’s On Leave.

If job titles were handed out in families, I would immediately claim mine as Operations Manager. G and I work very much as a team but when it comes to the day to day machinations of Chez Shamozal, all requests and schedules land on my desk.

I knew travelling home for this operation would require a temporary leave of absence. I had to pass on the power decision making process to G if this was going to work. Thankfully, great friends jumped in to help with the distribution of little travelers, but all other components of the role are now in G’s hands.

My position is now remote, I no longer work from home. I phone it in.

I join the children for breakfast at 2 in the afternoon each day. I don’t wake anyone up, help anyone get dressed, or brush anyone’s hair. I am a thousand miles away from being practical, a time zone too late.

My appearances are now made on the screen of an ipad or laptop, kisses are blown, waves are made, funny faces are pulled. And in a G rated game of “Spin the Mummy”, the little travelers place me in the middle of the table, and spin me from face to face.

“Hi Mummy” says the fourth little traveller.

“Do you want to know what I chose for hot lunch yesterday?”

As he reels off the names of various fruits and vegetables, I will myself not to ask why he’s having hot lunch at the beginning of the week. Hot lunch is on Thursday, but management has obviously made some changes. The fourth little traveller is very happy with the way things are panning out.

“AND, we’re having hot lunch again today!” he squeals.

The second little traveller who is not a lover of change and enjoys the rules that come with life, raises an eyebrow and brings the laptop closer to her mouth so she can whisper “Dad didn’t do the grocery shopping on the weekend”.

I know where this could lead. I immediately show my support, anything less has the possibility to evoke dissidence amongst the ranks.

“I can see why, Daddy didn’t have a spare minute darling, you guys were busy all weekend.”

She thinks about it for a moment, agrees and then decides to share other frivolities.

“We’re going to watch a movie after dinner tonight – on a school night”.

“You’re so lucky!” I wince a little at the idea of everyone on the couch, without me.

As the conversation moves on to Tin Tin, I watch them going about their day. I ask if teeth have been brushed and remind people about study club and soccer. I sit with what seems to be endless amounts of time in front of me, while they check clocks and talk about minutes until they need to be in the car. I listen to G in the background in his new role, reminding everyone of what needs to happen. He could not sound any more attractive to me as he enquires about drink bottles and information nights. Mummy porn.

I’m on a leave of absence, but my benefits have remained intact. I’m still on the payroll, my life insurance and super are safe, my colleagues miss me and can’t wait to have me back at the office. My position is safe.

Sometimes it takes a leave of absence to remind you how much you enjoy your job.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03623997911568143459 MsCaroline

    How wonderful that you have technology to help fill a little bit of the gap – I know they’re all missing you very much, but it sounds like G is keeping his head above water.

    You’re past the 1-week mark and moving on to 2!

  • Anonymous

    Mummy Porn!! Love it, how true it is.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14668401113519655462 Lisa Lintern

    I’m so enjoying reading these updates. I’m yet to take a leave of absence during my nearly six years of motherhood. I’m thinking it might be time…although not too keen for one of those diverty-thinga-majiggy-whatsits. You sound like you are all coping so well. xoxo

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08938791116446859160 Lynda Halliger-Otvos

    What a lovely way to spend a convalescence !~! Sounds glorious. Great to know you are healing well and that your job is safe.

  • http://www.ducksonthedam.com.au/ Alli @ ducks on the dam

    We do absent parent several days each week – not me, MOTH. I giggled at your “spin the mummy” comment as that’s what happens over breakfast here. I hear you when you bite your tongue and support the in the present parent – the few times I overnight away I have to remind myself that they are safe, happy and well cared for even if the table isn’t cleared, the bedroom blinds up and cushions plumped. Thinking of you

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08609190990579743429 Kath Lockett

    Too right. Thank Choc for Skype!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17675971818550682692 Two Point Five Kids

    How lucky you are to have such a sergeant at arms to step in. Mummy Porn – sooooooo true isnt it?? If only they did the dishes more eh???

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03127111575563904349 JO

    And it takes leave of absence for them to notice just how much you do! I hope you are mending.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14225191303428309442 Seana Smith

    I think that’s very true. Is it long until you get back? My hubby is getting better without me but couldn’t say he enjoys it. But we are a team too. He’s heading to Kurdistan right now, my job is to hold the fort. Big job. Good job.

    • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15026987107815016616 4 kids, 20 suitcases and a beagle

      Kurdistan! That’s a bit extreme for a night away from the kids :-) G and the children arrive on the 15 December. 32 days. It feels a lot closer than it did when I first arrived home xx

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10437498511254202582 Sarah-Jane

    I love the excitement of TWO unscheduled hot lunches! They arrive in Oz the same day as us and I am sooooo counting those days with you ;-) S x

  • http://www.darlenefoster.ca/ Darlene Foster

    Real or imagined, our mom was sick a lot when we were growing up. That’s when Dad, the tough cowboy/farmer would take over. We loved it! We got to eat cool stuff for dinner like onion sandwiches and store bought cookies. He wasn’t as fussy about crumbs and such either. This was back when roles were clearly defined so it was a treat to have someone else in charge of the household duties. He also always had us laughing!