How to Talk to Brands – or – How to Sell Tampons

I’m learning how to put a media kit together.

In the meantime I’ve been responding to the 500 or more emails that have been sitting in my inbox. Emails from people who would like me to sell something for them.

Now before I post this little clip – I feel we need a little disclaimer. To all of the non profits and small businesses out there who have sent me a note – this clip is definitely not to you.

It’s for these guys. We all know who they are.

Have a great day everyone xx

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Comments

  1. this was exactly what I needed to hear tonight!
    hillarious!

    Ps. were they going to only send you ONE tampon?

  2. That was bloody hilarious! Laughing so hard that I’m crying a little bit….. awesome!!

  3. Love it…I would love to see a tampon review though…what criteria would you cover lol??

  4. ahahaha ‘so if I don’t like it should I just send it back?’ awesome!

  5. You are awesome xx

  6. That was so good!!!

  7. haha, send it back 🙂

  8. Hehehe! That was funny. it also makes media kits make sense. time for me to put one together!

  9. And here I was thinking I was special with the whole “Dear Blogger…Hi….We love your site [insert blog name]…”

    Thisis brilliant. I will stage a protest if it’s not an Oscar contender. Or a Logie winner at the very least.

  10. Dear Kristy,
    I love your blog.
    Love, Kerrie/Kerry/ANYTHING BUT THE WAY MY NAME IS ACTUALLY SPELLED

  11. Haha thats awesome! Not sure about the tampon post maybe a condom one would be funnier?

  12. Ba ha haa haaaaaa. GOLD!!

    “If I review tampons it might just push them over the edge” and so many more quotables

  13. This made my week!

  14. Laughing , nodding …. Big smiles and lots of love from Dear expectant mummy blogger …….xxx

  15. Laughing , nodding …. Big smiles and lots of love from Dear expectant mummy blogger …….xxx

  16. GOLD!! Love from Jodie. I mean Mr Joel. Jolie x

  17. Man, that is so funny. And so very tragically true.

  18. Hahahaha!!! So true!! Very clever.

  19. Too funny absolutely brilliant!

  20. Oh no, Dubai seems to have blocked this video!! 🙁

  21. That video was HYSTERICAL!!! Thanks for a great belly laugh!

  22. Too funny! especially my fans “are already sick of hearing about my labia” You tell them to stick their free tampon where the sun doesn’t shine.

  23. Oh my goodness, talk about hitting the nail! It was particularly funny to me as my name is Christie and I get called Christine all the time – and it gets on my nerves!!!

    ps. Found this post via Mrs Woog on FB 🙂

  24. I think you should send the med back.

  25. Reeeeally funny. Kristy. I mean Kirsty. 🙂

  26. *hoots* Very well done!! *still laughing* Send that sucker back!

  27. Ha Ha… I love how they think that the super busy mummy blogger has so much time to review a tampon

  28. I received this comment last week on my blog… imagine how deflated I was when I got to the end :
    ‘Hey there! Тhis is my first сomment here ѕo ӏ ϳust wanted tο give а
    quick shout out and say I genuinely еnjoy rеаding your articleѕ.
    Can you ѕuggest any other blogs/websites/fοгums that cоѵer the ѕame toρics?
    Thanks!
    My webpage – Toys In Vagina’
    My friends who actually do read my blog have started commenting and signing themselves off as ‘yoyo in my anus’ and other sweet names! Nice

  29. This is wonderful – you have cheered a very wet Tuesday. Thank you.

  30. That was HILARIOUS. You rock.

  31. I only just found this via Woogs. Hilarious! And true! x

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  33. Gold! Loved it. I run a little not for profit called Green Renters and sometimes we get the most ridiculous requests for features and the like including permanent fixtures (must’ve missed the RENTERS bit of our name) and dodgy plastic made in china items like sweatshop flip flops (must’ve missed the GREEN bit). Not to mention the energy company that had no green products at all…Excuse the shouting, couldn’t quite work out the italics in commenting!

  34. Well said, you are amazing!!

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